Ashes A brief memoir about some possibly illegal dumping of ashes while visiting the Canadian wilderness.
Precious Little An essay about particpating in National Novel Writing Month, written in lieu of participating.
Smoking Lounge Written in the old days when I still smoked cigarettes, this is an anecdotal story of collecting with fellow smokers and strangers.
The Day No Fucks Were Given A sardonic account of being fired and how the event impacted me.
Taking Water I once tried to save a drowning girl. Failing that, I decided just writing about the experience would be safer.
H.P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu critical edition Obviously, I didn't write this story. I did write the intro, appendixes, and footnotes -- essentially all the non-finction parts -- which is why it's included here.