Turn around and go back through the door.

Nope. That's a whole freshly opened can of nope. Forget that noise. You're pretty sure you don't live in a jungle. You step back out, close the door, and take a deep breath.

Curiosity gets the better of you, and you crack the door a little to peek inside again. This time, the scene has been replaced with a high-tech spaceport. You close the door for a moment and reopen it for another peek. You see rows of chimpanzees, perhaps millions of them or more, stretching out past the horizon. Each one is tapping away at a typewriter. You would probably be interested in reading some of what they've written, but you close the door again.

What are you going to do?

Go inside and find that cell phone, scenery be damned! Try to forget what you saw and go to work. Life's too weird for work; take the day off without calling. Find another phone to use