I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got STD and all I need is you.
"Ugh," both women say in unison before very quickly walking away. Was it something you said? Oh well, now that you've got the comedy out of the way you can get down to some romance, right? Who's going to romance you today? The park is busy, with people playing, jogging, sitting, and eating, so take your pick.
Talk to the police officer sitting nearby in her car. Talk to the woman reading under a tree. Talk to the two old men playing chess. Talk to the dad grilling for his family.