Run outside.

As soon as the ground begins to tremble, you make a dash for the door. You expected to see other panicked people, and you do, but the scene is not as you expected; the people are all below you. Instead of a mundane earthquake, it appears a giant gynoid with pigtails has scooped her hands into the earth under your home and is lifting the whole thing into the air.

"Hi!" she says with a booming voice which is both robotic and feminine. "You're my new friend! Now tell me a funny joke or I'll incinerate you!"